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Another consumer warning

DO NOT USE AN AB WHEEL!!! Using an ab wheel will cause breathing to be a painful ordeal and the slightest cough is an occasion of insupportable agony. The ab wheel is the most fiendish device ever invented by mankind, and there is even a rumor that it was introduced into America by Osama Bin Laden. ...
by SKIP
Mon Jan 21, 2002 8:35 am
 
Forum: BodyShopBodyShop
Topic: Another consumer warning
Replies: 2
Views: 1071

socks

I have numerous pairs of socks and for the most part I have no problem with them. But there is one dastardly pair that I hate passionately. These socks, after I've had them on for a while, start to slink down into my shoe until my bare heels begin to show. It's like my shoes are eating my socks, but...
by SKIP
Fri Jan 18, 2002 8:43 am
 
Forum: HelloHello
Topic: socks
Replies: 2
Views: 349

Biracials

Why do bi-racial kids always seem to be so nice looking. There is a girl, 4 years old, that is one of heaven's best works. This baby has a head full of Shirley Temple curls except that they're a rich dark brown and her skin is the color of strong tea. She has the most startling blue eyes in god's en...
by SKIP
Tue Jan 15, 2002 8:42 am
 
Forum: HelloHello
Topic: Biracials
Replies: 3
Views: 482

Noisy silence, devils, spirits and witches dancing, and you manage to weld them all into a mysterious spell.
by SKIP
Tue Jan 08, 2002 8:34 am
 
Forum: InkwellInkwell
Topic: It's That Time
Replies: 3
Views: 428

I don't know if it's the best, but it's damn good. It reminds me of thing I've experienced and, I suspect, you have too.
by SKIP
Tue Jan 08, 2002 8:29 am
 
Forum: InkwellInkwell
Topic: The Failure of Words
Replies: 2
Views: 383

Right! Tomorrow is always the beginning. Nicely put.
by SKIP
Tue Jan 08, 2002 8:25 am
 
Forum: InkwellInkwell
Topic: Between
Replies: 2
Views: 400

Hi Laz. You probably recognize me, I've been here for the past 23 years.
by SKIP
Tue Jan 08, 2002 8:19 am
 
Forum: HelloHello
Topic: Hello
Replies: 11
Views: 604

I believe

Our youth is lost, or so it seems Wafted away on the wind of dreams Is this the plan of a god benign; Is it reckless nature or grand design? The smile that shines in a baby's eyes, Is love that's pure, without disguise. This is the image of all that's fine, Not heedless fate, but a plan divine.
by SKIP
Mon Jan 07, 2002 8:45 am
 
Forum: InkwellInkwell
Topic: I believe
Replies: 3
Views: 437

And it's magic, the essence of childhood, that makes life worth living.
by SKIP
Mon Jan 07, 2002 8:42 am
 
Forum: InkwellInkwell
Topic: And Magic
Replies: 1
Views: 399

Lizzie, please stop that horse, he's wearing me out.
by SKIP
Mon Jan 07, 2002 8:35 am
 
Forum: HelloHello
Topic: THIS BBS SUCKS
Replies: 28
Views: 1583

You had me confused for a while there, Yesmam. (I'm often that way.)
I had forgotten about the pastor story. That's the trouble with being a liar, especially when, like me, you very seldom lie.
by SKIP
Mon Jan 07, 2002 8:27 am
 
Forum: HelloHello
Topic: My new jacket
Replies: 6
Views: 445

Night

A whippoorwill calls
To the sun who rules the light
And darkness descends
by SKIP
Sun Jan 06, 2002 7:59 am
 
Forum: InkwellInkwell
Topic: Night
Replies: 3
Views: 417

My new jacket

I just bought a lightweight jacket to have something I could wear that would be an easy on and off deal. But I made a couple mistakes. I wasn't able to find what I wanted in the men's department of JC Penny, so I went to the woman's department and found just the right ticket. That was the first mist...
by SKIP
Sat Jan 05, 2002 10:11 am
 
Forum: HelloHello
Topic: My new jacket
Replies: 6
Views: 445

Let's change the subject

I walked into the bathroom, scratching my head and yawning. I looked in the mirror. Reflected there was an ancient ruin, a wreck that had been battered on the rocks of life. I knew this wasn't me, because I was a handsome, debonair, witty, bon-vivant; master of sparkling repartee and the dream lover...
by SKIP
Mon Dec 31, 2001 8:14 am
 
Forum: RelationshipsRelationships
Topic: Let's change the subject
Replies: 0
Views: 372

Man, if this is what happens, I'm gonna quit playing the lute.
by SKIP
Mon Dec 31, 2001 8:12 am
 
Forum: RelationshipsRelationships
Topic: Impressing the ladies
Replies: 54
Views: 2753

Lizzie, these were hilarious. Doris and I both were laughing like crazy. Many thanks for sharing.
by SKIP
Mon Dec 24, 2001 8:37 am
 
Forum: JokesJokes
Topic: silly pics
Replies: 2
Views: 435

My friends, damn

I must have a kind face. It seems that wherever I happen to be, if there's a drunk anywhere in the vicinity , he gravitates to me. And, of course, he has to start talking to me like we've known each other for years, always in a voice loud enough for everyone to hear. Then, when everybody is looking ...
by SKIP
Sat Dec 22, 2001 8:55 am
 
Forum: SpeakEZSpeakEZ
Topic: My friends, damn
Replies: 0
Views: 1388

Following Lizzie's comment: A little girl was taken from her mother by the Dept of Children and Families and placed in a foster home. At this home, the parents were strictly moral. When the mother and child were visiting together at the Family Visitation Center, the child demonstrated this new knowl...
by SKIP
Fri Dec 21, 2001 10:01 am
 
Forum: HelloHello
Topic: Homosexuality In Massachusetts Schools
Replies: 29
Views: 1075

We took a tour of the far east and stayed at the Dusit Thani in Kuala Lampur. I remember that they have a lot of mangoes there.
by SKIP
Fri Dec 21, 2001 9:49 am
 
Forum: HelloHello
Topic: Hello
Replies: 9
Views: 536

You're right RB because I'm beyond the age where the body reproduces worn out parts.
by SKIP
Fri Dec 21, 2001 9:46 am
 
Forum: HelloHello
Topic: How do you like Afterhours?
Replies: 14
Views: 775

My foot hurts

The other day Doris told me, "My foot hurts," I was immediately sympathetic and gave her a foot massage. I do this quite often anyway, but I was particularly gentle this time. Then I got to thinking. She has several times told me that her feet hurt, but I was not bothered at all by that. So tell me,...
by SKIP
Thu Dec 20, 2001 9:18 am
 
Forum: RealityReality
Topic: My foot hurts
Replies: 0
Views: 385

Trouble is, if you finda busy bb that it's often dominated by teens who have a lot more time on their hands and tend to post teen related topics, or topics that have no sense to them. There is one that I know of, but I can't think of the name. Besides, I don't know if it would be ethical to post the...
by SKIP
Thu Dec 20, 2001 9:15 am
 
Forum: HelloHello
Topic: How do you like Afterhours?
Replies: 14
Views: 775

Incompatible

It was at a buffet dinner function; there were eight of us to a table. The couple next to me, a gregarious guy and a quiet girl were apparently an item. But every time the girl said anything, he would make a smart-aleck remark putting her down. It annoyed me as I'm sure it did the others at the tabl...
by SKIP
Tue Dec 18, 2001 7:47 am
 
Forum: RelationshipsRelationships
Topic: Incompatible
Replies: 1
Views: 412

True love

Doris and I were reminiscing yesterday, after having arrived home from working a ten hour day, about the good old days when I used to work a normal workday. I could walk to work and she stayed home cooking and cleaning and sewing and washing and ironing and doing all those things women love to do. T...
by SKIP
Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:53 am
 
Forum: RelationshipsRelationships
Topic: True love
Replies: 0
Views: 353

"A Toyota" is a palindrome. I guess that means that it will drive both foward and backwards.
by SKIP
Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:52 am
 
Forum: RelationshipsRelationships
Topic: Impressing the ladies
Replies: 54
Views: 2753
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