teach it new tricks

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teach it new tricks

Postby Ed Sysop » Sat Oct 14, 2000 8:56 am

eleum
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(6/6/00 12:58:16 pm)
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I'm a specialist in teaching road kill new tricks.

Please, I beg of you, send me some road kill. It's easy. Just find a dead animal
on the side of the road and mail it to me.

Don't worry about the cost, just send it COD, I will pay ALL postal charges.

send to: 3718 primrose ave
Santa Rosa CA 95407

thank you.....god bless

Edited by Ed Sysop at: 6/6/00 12:58:16 pm
dti
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(6/17/00 1:07:34 am)
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Gnu Trix

Can I send it Express Priority FedEx Red Label Personal Service $9,000 dollars an
ounce collect rate even to your sad ablated singlewide behind the water
treatment plant, really fa real? I will go get a goddamn truck big enough to haul
away dead elephants from the fuckin Bronx Zoo...

Adam the Leg
Da Bronx, Fun City
fez
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(6/17/00 2:16:49 am)
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Re: Gnu Trix

Adam at his classic best!

It's good to see you back online my friend!

Fez
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Ed Sysop
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(6/18/00 2:33:47 pm)
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Re: Gnu Trix

That's classic, Adam.

I can just see this guys face as the Fedex semi rolls up for the pre-8am early
morning delivery...

That'll be $46,278 Mr Eleum. Where should we put all these boxes, they seem to
be dripping.
Kashmir
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(6/23/00 2:28:19 am)
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Re: teach it new tricks

Well how about some snake shit would that be good? Orion sure can take a nice
big dump... I can send it overnight there with no problems.. let me see should I
use zippo's or just place it in the box?

Erica *Kashmir*
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Kashmir
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(6/23/00 2:30:09 am)
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Re: teach it new tricks

Wait wait wait I can up my last one.. I have this old tank that's rancid outside
from having deal mice in it I'll just send the aquarium and seal it up real nice so
when he receives it he can have a nice surprise.

Erica *Kashmir*
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Ed Sysop
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(6/23/00 3:20:23 pm)
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Re: teach it new tricks

Good idea, Erica.

Maybe even gather up some cow pies to add to the mix. Eleum really should be
thanking us for all of this good stuff we're sending him.
Kashmir
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(6/25/00 8:34:55 pm)
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Re: teach it new tricks

Well I have a friend who has a farm and no Bingo isn't his name. :) Anyway they
raise beef cattle and also have pigs... wow I just have to get a hold of them
and get some good fresh stuff. :)

Erica *Kashmir*
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Ed Sysop
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(6/26/00 1:19:52 pm)
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Re: teach it new tricks

It may be too late by now. Eleum has probably moved out by now, what with all
those gifts on the way!
Kashmir
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(6/27/00 1:11:34 am)
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Re: teach it new tricks

You never know though.. I can still try! :)

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