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Genital hair removal

Post by heembo » Thu Apr 05, 2001 3:44 am

Any ideas? I don't want to shave...

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Post by Beeg » Thu Apr 05, 2001 6:15 am

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Any ideas? I don't want to shave...
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></font id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><p><B><font size=2><font face=comic sans ms><font color="#3333FF">Yah don't shave or let some one else shave ya. </b></font></font></font>

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Post by feisty_redhead » Thu Apr 05, 2001 6:58 am

Get a professional wax job done. Yes, it is more painful than shaving, but it lasts longer and is really over quite quickly.

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Post by Goblin_182 » Thu Apr 05, 2001 4:50 pm

<font face=Georgia><b><font color=purple><font size=3>Damn Feisty, just thinking about that hurts. They have a lot of products out now that basically dissolve the hair away. They are mostly made for legs. They may be too harsh for such a sensitive area. Of course you can always try an epulator. </font id=Georgia></b></font id=purple></font id=size3>

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Post by feisty_redhead » Thu Apr 05, 2001 10:21 pm

An epilator??? Damn, you want to torture us? At least with waxing the hairs all get pulled out at once. An epilator pulls them out one by one. OUCH!

Besides, depilitories, like nair, last about as long as shaving. Waxing pulls them out at the root, without razor burn, chemical burn, or ingrown hairs.

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Post by Goblin_182 » Fri Apr 06, 2001 10:33 pm

There is always electrolisis

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Post by feisty_redhead » Sat Apr 07, 2001 1:22 am

Okay, you really are a sadist at heart. <img src=pix/icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post by Goblin_182 » Sun Apr 08, 2001 6:07 am

<b><font color=purple><font face=Georgia><font size=3></font id=size3>Not me. He started it.</font id=Georgia></font id=purple></b>

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Post by feisty_redhead » Sun Apr 08, 2001 6:12 am

Yeah, but your the one cumming up with the ideas!

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Post by Goblin_182 » Sun Apr 08, 2001 6:15 am

<b><font color=purple><font face=Georgia><font size=3></font id=size3>Just trying to be helpful.</font id=Georgia></font id=purple></b>

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Post by feisty_redhead » Sun Apr 08, 2001 6:17 am

~shudder!~

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Post by Goblin_182 » Sun Apr 08, 2001 6:20 am

<b><font color=purple><font face=Georgia><font size=3></font id=size3>Sorry, sisn't mean to upset you.</font id=Georgia></font id=purple></b>

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Post by feisty_redhead » Sun Apr 08, 2001 6:34 am

And how much have you had to drink tonight? : )

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Post by Goblin_182 » Mon Apr 09, 2001 5:40 pm

<font face=Georgia><b><font color=purple><font size=3> unfortunatley my earlier post was made stone cold sober....and without the benifiet of an EDIT BUTTON. LMGAO</font id=Georgia></b></font id=purple></font id=size3>

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Post by Ben Dovah » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:17 am

If ya shave, ya WILL have razor burn the first time and it won't last very long...(ouch)...and if ya yank 'em out by the roots (double ouch) the result will last longer and when it finally grows back, the hair will be a little less course.

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Post by Ben Dovah » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:20 am

Don't ask me how I know...<img src=pix/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post by jazzmin » Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:51 am

<font face='Comic Sans MS'></font id='Comic Sans MS'><font color=purple></font id=purple>
!!! YI YI YI YI YI YI>>>>UHHNN>>>YIKES!!!
huh uh, no way. gonna be owies or itchies or burn like h***.

i cant even PONDER it.... *ROFL*...WHY is this even under discussion...

shudders and goose bumps as I ZOOOMMMMMMMM>>>>>>>> out the door of THIS place!

LOL



<hr>"Never" is an extremely long time!

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Post by Ben Dovah » Sat Mar 02, 2002 1:57 am

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<b>jazzmin wrote:</b>
<font face='Comic Sans MS'></font id='Comic Sans MS'><font color=purple></font id=purple>
!!! YI YI YI YI YI YI>>>>UHHNN>>>YIKES!!!
huh uh, no way. gonna be owies or itchies or burn like h***.

i cant even PONDER it.... *ROFL*...WHY is this even under discussion...

shudders and goose bumps as I ZOOOMMMMMMMM>>>>>>>> out the door of THIS place!

LOL



<hr>"Never" is an extremely long time!
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Hey....getting a tattoo is worse...<img src=pix/icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Post by feisty_redhead » Sat Mar 02, 2002 4:29 am

I don't know about that, Ben. You get a tattoo once and it's over with. The hair keeps growing back!

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Post by daydreamr4 » Sat Mar 02, 2002 7:24 am

<font color="#00cc33" face="Comic Sans MS"><b>Creating a frequent effort to remove it. Getting a tatoo has got to be easier even if it hurts at first. </b></font>

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Post by dti » Sun Mar 03, 2002 12:36 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<b>heembo wrote:</b>
Any ideas? I don't want to shave...
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I see I missed this one the first time around and folks have been kind enough to exhume it; this time I noticed it.

Well, shit. You want genital hair removal (don't we all) and you dont want to shave. Yet you ask if there are any ideas. I see that people have compared shaving or perhaps yanking the offending fibers out by the roots to getting tattooed. I cannot resist. I tattoo people for a living, and I would tattoo your pets too if you brought them and held them down; no matter: details details...

Want remove genital hairs so nasty to the tooth get in between and then later caught in throat hak kaff difficult to explain that need to cough at the dinner table yes? Razor bad, no shave. Pull them things out with a set of pliers not good either. Tattoo hurts worse than the Pliers Method <tm> according to one observer ( who ought to contact me for tattoos done without the use of salt or fish hooks ), I have the final solution: Get friendly with the local fishermen or similarly skilled artistes and have a homebrew skin graft done. There are probably places on any humans body that are covered with skin that bears less hairs than that persons soon-to-be-redesigned genital areas. If not, then just staple some commercial grade wax paper over the excised zone in place of suitable less fibrous donor epidermis.

Voila!

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Post by Darlene 6 » Sun Mar 03, 2002 6:29 pm

<font face='Papyrus'><b>Yikes! Ouch! LOL! Shaving works for me... no bumps, no lumps, a daily thing that's habit now. Never nicked myself but it's always done in the tub. Hypo-allergenic baby wash makes a good lather to work with, and very gentle, and smells good. I think I'm lucky though because I never have bumps from shaving anywhere...</b></font id='Papyrus'>

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Post by Goblin_182 » Sun Mar 03, 2002 10:33 pm

I shave my wife occasionally. Maybe you can get someone to do it for you. Make it a fun date thing. For the first time, or if you go a long time between shaving and the hair gets long, get one of those small electric clipper sets. The kind Wally~World sells for beard and mustache trimming to get it down to stubble first. That way it won't clog the razer.

For added fun maybe you could trim the hair into a shape. A heart or a butterfly. If you really want to make a guy feel special try trimming his initial.

I suggested to a woman at work trimming it into an arrow. She said if they can't find it without directions they probably won't know what to do when they get there anyway.

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Post by Synne » Sun Mar 10, 2002 11:09 pm

Thanks for reminding me why I don't frequent this forum!

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Post by DonKeehotay » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:24 pm

This thread seems to imply that only women would shave their pubes. Am I the only sicko male who does the same? I leave it about 1/4" long on my abdomen to prevent "wire brush syndrome" during sex, but I shave my scrotum and shaft about twice a month. Once you get used to it (which doesn't take long), it feels better than having a forest of hair down there. As an added benefit, your equipment tends to look more... impressive. :D

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